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  1. Oh Lord, this is a funny one, but I sense some gender bias from the author ;) Women - toilet seat down, Men - toilet seat up. If I would do that, my wife would kill me. Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. i know women who don’t need a reason :) Women have a ready-made excuse to be cranky once a month. Here you have a point Men supposedly have an unlimited supply of money. I wish this would be true Men have roaming eyes, women get a chance to react if their hands match. Women have roaming eyes too ;) Women and men can both get sex when they please, but men usually end up paying for it. real men don’t usually pay. And guess what, I know at least one woman who pays for it too. Women find it hard to get excited over sports and cars, men it's more like romance movies and anything involving Bryan Adams. here you have a point God created woman after man, and women have been after men ever since. I’m a scientist as such used to believe in what can scientifically proven. I never saw evidence for that men were created after women Women fall in love, men just lust. I know very lustful women Men have one romantic bone in their body, contrary to opinion suggesting otherwise, it can be found just below the waist. He is neither a bone nor is he romantic For men foreplay comes before fiveplay. maybe sometimes Both women and men think with their head, the man's though is below his shoulders. Only true for some below 40yrs Women want equality, men want to know what the hell's going on!! men don’t mind equality, but it doesn’t hurt to know what’s going on How many females open the doors for guys? Or buy guys drinks? true, because we want to please and treat women like ladies! I do remember occasions where gave a bar tender a big Tip just for later not accepting the ladies money to pay our drinks Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere. so do good boys Good guys go home alone, bad guys go to gaol. not sure what gaol is A good woman is hard to find, and even harder to train. that’s also my conclusion so far Men don't get headaches. hell I have migraines occasionally that kill me Women control the bedroom, ask any guy. don’t think this is common sense Women seem to think there's a knight in shining armour to sweep them off their feet, men just hope someone acknowledges their existence. Men want way more than someone acknowledging their existence Women's bank balances are never over-drawn, rather under-deposited. Depends on whether you consider the glass half full or half empty Men wish women were more like beer. Women wish men were as loyal as dogs!! this is a stereotype I can’t agree on. I don’t like beer and also some women could benefit from more loyalty A woman with credit card charges like bull!! Women drive like they're in a funeral procession, men like they want to be in the coffin. true for a lot of men When a woman learns to understand a man she usually stops listening. really? Marriage - a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's degree! good one. A woman never forgets the men she could have had, a man the women he couldn't. I think it’s 50/50 here WIFE - Washing, Ironing, Food, Entertainment.
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