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  1. They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket. They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
  2. Awesome on more sniper maps!! just learning theres a couple maps you can transition to the enemies side! xp is not saved but there is prestige levels that have saved for me. They want you to level the basic things to hit prestige but it seems impossible if you cant use soldier or engineer. Being a strictly sniper server its hard to hash out all this mod has to offer( i was always a fan of n!tmod myself) Thanks for the prompt reply!!! Moe
  3. Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
  4. There are three types of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can’t.
  5. So ive been banging around in the sniper server and had a couple questions. The first is can the ammo cabinets respawn ammo a bit faster? Im find that towards the middle/end of the maps its very very hard to find any with the bots and their FG42 usage Another question i had was about the xp levels in there and how to achieve them. Like the prestige ranks ive been able to level my medic, field ops, and covert ops but cant seem to hit a prestige level One last one. Theres a map "UJE Prison" very kool map but its more for rocket battles and i cant figure out how to equip one yet! The soldier class is locked for me always in the sniper server and i cant seem to pick other class weapons up (if im being to pushy for someone who just plays in your servers please let me know wont hurt my feelings) Thanks!!!!! Moe
  6. i missed yesterday so heres another A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and …... cola.” “Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”
  7. A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!” “Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”
  8. I couldnt figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger.....then it hit me
  9. I entered ten puns in a contest to see which would win No pun in ten did
  10. Two goldfish are in a tank, one looks at the other and says "hey know how to drive this thing?" Two soldiers are in a tank, one looks at the other and says "BLUBBLUBBLUBBLUB"
  11. I went in to a pet shop. I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?” The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?” I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is.”
  12. A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
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