Luis Enrique

Hello guys, good afternoon.

NoQuarter offers content and Silent offers security that no longer exists.

Better add iron sights.

Never Surrender.

It reminds me more of YouTube poop.
I suggest LSD: Dream Emulator or Total Distortion.

It reminded me of the Mortyr 2093-1944 video game floor.
The floor is so clean that I am going to force everyone to eat directly on it.

Two nuns left the convent to sell cookies. One was the Mathematical Sister (M) and the other the Logic Sister (L).
M - Night is beginning to fall and we are still very far from the convent.
L - Sister, have you noticed that a man was following us half an hour ago?
Y-Yes, and what does he want?
L - It is logical. He will want to rape us.
M - My God! I estimate that if we keep walking at this rate, he will catch up with us in 15 minutes. What can we do?
L - The only logical thing we can do is walk faster !!!
M - It's not working !!!
L - Of course not! She did the only logical thing she could do: walk faster!
M - And now, what are we going to do? He will catch up with us in a minute !!!
L - The only logical thing we can do is separate. You go that way and I go this other. He won't be able to follow us both!
So the man decided to follow Sister Logic. Sister Mathematics arrived at the convent, worried about what might have happened to Sister Logic. After a while, Sister Logic arrived.
M - Sister Logic! Thank God you made it. Tell me what happened.
S-she The logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow both of them, so he decided to follow me.
M - And what happened next?
L - The logical thing! I started running as fast as I could, and so did he.
M - And? L - Again the logical thing. He reached me.
M - My God! and what did you do?
L - I did the logical thing. I quit the habit!
M - My God, sister !!! And what did the man do?
He-he also did the logical thing. He dropped his pants !!!
M - Oh no! What happened after?
L - Isn't it obvious, sister? A nun with a raised habit runs much faster than a man with his pants down ..!

A group of nuns passes in front of San Pedro to enter heaven. So he asks the first one,
- Sister Veronica, have you ever touched a male member?
She says yes, but that she only touched him with one finger.
- Well sister, wash your finger here in the holy water and then enter.
He asked the second nun the same question, and she answered yes, but only with her hand.
- So ... Sister Gertrudis, wash your hands with holy water and enter. "
He suddenly comes running and pushing sister Maripuri and stands at the front of the line.
- Why so much trouble, my daughter? ", Asks San Pedro.
And the sister responds:
-Because if I have to gargle with that holy water, I want to do it before Sister Remigia washes her ass.

Dare to be a stupid

Hey, what is your favorite dish and why?

Well, the deep one, because there is room for more food ...

What is a photographer's favorite car?

The Ford Focus

I don't understand anything because I use a translator or they are very bad jokes, but thanks for the jokes.

Pappy, you just needed more patience. I felt like you were close to finishing, but you decided to give up at the end of the road.

I remember the Japanese series Transformers Victory.
In fact, my favorite autobot is Star Saber.
Saw this Mazinger Z, Great Mazinger, and Grendizer.
Now I am watching Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

We need Ash Williams.

There are many soldiers who have received the medal of honor but none like Desmond Thomas Doss.

I'm not saying we should kill all stupid people...
I'm just saying that we should remove all product safety labels and let natural selection do its work.

He supported Bier's initiative with great violence.

Bier Topcat is the god of cats, he is nocturnal.
I think he is nocturnal.

Bier when it is very night he becomes a Zombier he just wants one more beer.

Everything is complicated we are all from various parts of the world I think it's fun.

I trust you my friend.

Before I forget, I have a kind of server finder in my game.

I am lazy but not that lazy.

You have too much free time my friend.
But I'm not going to use it.

This is the revenge of The Differences Between Women and Men?

Because if so, it's funny.

It has been a long time since I laughed as well as I do now.
Thanks for the jokes beth.

On 2/5/2021 at 3:37 PM, PsychoPappy 4 said:

oh my god, another cat? - we already have Toppy as our clan cat! :P

other than that, welcome!

Don't forget that Topcat is the god of cats.

YES Pappy you passed class of human biology.

Hello Teuthis.
This thread already has its time, I try to answer according to the little experience I have in life, some with humor and others with seriousness.
Before forgetting I didn't have to answer, that's why it's like spam but I ended up here and decided to answer as if they were questions.
Several I did not understand but I had to look for information on the internet.