Luis Enrique

I trust you my friend.

Before I forget, I have a kind of server finder in my game.

I am lazy but not that lazy.

Well, at least you tried.
Apple seriously is like hating Ferrari but you end up buying a Maserati considering it's the same.
In the same way that Apple resembles Microsorf in several respects.
Now that I remember, Apple is more of a bastard in other ways.
Well, we must remember that they are companies in the end what matters are profits.

You have too much free time my friend.
But I'm not going to use it.

And once again the coffee goddess proves her superiority.
How long did it take you to do that?
Shit, I'm lazy to read all that, but I will.
I can't believe I read all that.
It should have been more accurate to ask about the meaning of emoticon expressions, it would be a better idea.

Ok, I also need an emoticon translator
I love parodies only if done right, this game has a great idea but a terrible execution.
So far, the best parody is Parodius if we talk about video games of course.

Beth Microshaft Winblows 98 is a parody game that pokes fun at Windows, Bill Gates, and Microsoft in general.

I suggest you install Microshaft Winblows 98.

Aesthetically it looks horrendous.

And still all in capital letters.
There is only one clear paragraph.

But I remember that I responded in Spanish.

Two translations were required for translation and review.

I love those moments. I wonder if the boys will ever come back.

This is the revenge of The Differences Between Women and Men?

Because if so, it's funny.

It has been a long time since I laughed as well as I do now.
Thanks for the jokes beth.

Why with red letters?

YES Pappy you passed class of human biology.

Hello Teuthis.
This thread already has its time, I try to answer according to the little experience I have in life, some with humor and others with seriousness.
Before forgetting I didn't have to answer, that's why it's like spam but I ended up here and decided to answer as if they were questions.
Several I did not understand but I had to look for information on the internet.

Sometimes past mistakes can be corrected, but not all.

The smartest people and machines are often wrong.
Optimus prime

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Women - toilet seat down, Men - toilet seat up.

There are several hygiene problems in that.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

It's more about individual behavior.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Women have a ready-made excuse to be cranky once a month.

I don't have enough information to talk about it.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Men supposedly have an unlimited supply of money.

False

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Men have roaming eyes, women get a chance to react if their hands match.

I don't have enough information to answer that.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Women and men can both get sex when they please, but men usually end up paying for it.

Women have more opportunities thanks to their bodies. Generally, not all men are attractive to all women.
It also influences the personality and taste of sexual desire.
For some men it is easier to pay for sex.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Women find it hard to get excited over sports and cars, men it's more like romance movies and anything involving Bryan Adams.

It has no logic.
It is also about personality.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

God created woman after man, and women have been after men ever since.

Remember human evolution.

Behind a great man there is a great woman who supports him and works with him.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Women fall in love, men just lust.

False each person is different.

There are women who are also lustful and men who fall in love but are not reciprocated.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Men have one romantic bone in their body, contrary to opinion suggesting otherwise, it can be found just below the waist.

That is called a penis.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

For men foreplay comes before fiveplay.

I do not understand that if you want to attract attention try to do something that motivates it.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Both women and men think with their head, the man's though is below his shoulders.

Is it a sexual reference?
The stupidity of men is bigger sometimes.

There are times when some act more out of lust.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Women want equality, men want to know what the hell's going on!!

Feminism is no longer what it was before now they are dedicated to destroying and painting.
It makes men and women think it's stupid.
While women who march in peace are judged in the same way for the errors of others of the supposed feminists.
Feminism began with a noble gesture of equality of women marching together with friends, children, husbands and parents.
Now it is pure hembrism.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

How many females open the doors for guys? Or buy guys drinks?

Unfortunately that is true.

Although men should open doors as a form of chivalry and good manners to a lady and not her to us.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Do what you want but be careful with the consequences.

I suggest a non-lethal weapon for your own protection such as pepper spray, they are generally cheap and easy to use and are completely legal for civilian use, although there are other options to check out as well.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Good guys go home alone, bad guys go to gaol.

Precisely for many it is better to pay for sex, love does not come for them.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

A good woman is hard to find, and even harder to train.

Those sexual references kill me.
Finding a lady in these times is difficult, don't be stupid and love her because they don't always last.
The same today is difficult to find a gentleman love him or you will lose him.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Men don't get headaches.

The male gender is the one with the most problems of this type.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Women control the bedroom, ask any guy.

That's true.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Women seem to think there's a knight in shining armour to sweep them off their feet, men just hope someone acknowledges their existence.

Love can save you but it can also kill you.
The second also happens to women.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Women's bank balances are never over-drawn, rather under-deposited.

That is bad for everyone.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Men wish women were more like beer. Women wish men were as loyal as dogs!!

I really only know the phrase everything looks better with a beer.
A man just hopes he is not able to say I love you.
But a woman is perfect just as she is.
Better to leave a bad man than wasting time
It is better to leave a bad woman than to waste your time.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

A woman with credit card charges like bull!!

I want to see that.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Women drive like they're in a funeral procession, men like they want to be in the coffin.

Stop playing Need For Speed.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

When a woman learns to understand a man she usually stops listening.

Never stop listening to your partner.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Marriage - a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's degree!

That is bad, a relationship must be composed of love and affection, both are important.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

A woman never forgets the men she could have had, a man the women he couldn't.

That hurts.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

WIFE - Washing, Ironing, Food, Entertainment.

Error, this hurts even more.

Shit, just reading that makes me want to not get married.
I have a solution, help her with the housework in the same way that she helps you in your day to day.
I found something better.
W.I.F.E = wonderful, independent, funny, enchanting.

Asking is never wrong, they always respond in a friendly way, they are always there to help.

a winchester m12 for akimbo and composition B to eliminate artillery.

I think I want to play medal of honor airborne.

I have a better weapon idea I want shotguns I want rifles I want machine guns I want all the weapons from WWII I want to blow someone's brain with a winchester m 97.

5 hours ago, PsychoPappy 4 said:

2020 may have been a dumpster-fire, but for me personally it's still better than 2017.

not that 2020 was a good year, fuck no. it's the runner-up for worst year of my life.

what happened in 2017.

happy new year everyone, take care of yourself at home this is not over yet.

Thank you very much Carlos for taking your time for this.
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and may you achieve all the goals you set for yourself with friendship and sincerity. I wish you a Merry Christmas with your loved ones and good luck in your day to day.

It will be a good time to watch movies about zombies and viruses :)

8 hours ago, Bier said:

It should be common knowledge, but it can never be repeated enough...!

at least it is fun to play the same adventures from the beginning as if it were the first time.

it's gold, it's not even good for an electrified ax.

Hi tutox, I'm Warpath, I have the gold medal for being the youngest player with the age of 20.