Luis Enrique

I didn't have to look up pictures of him, he looks terrible. Hope everything goes well.

I know that Windows 10 has Retrocompatibility with previous Windows systems, but I recognize if Windows 11 has it, but it is possible that if you have it.

It reminds me more of YouTube poop. I suggest LSD: Dream Emulator or Total Distortion.

It reminded me of the Mortyr 2093-1944 video game floor. The floor is so clean that I am going to force everyone to eat directly on it.

Two nuns left the convent to sell cookies. One was the Mathematical Sister (M) and the other the Logic Sister (L). M - Night is beginning to fall and we are still very far from the convent. L - Sister, have you noticed that a man was following us half an hour ago? Y-Yes, and what does he want? L - It is logical. He will want to rape us. M - My God! I estimate that if we keep walking at this rate, he will catch up with us in 15 minutes. What can we do? L - The only logical thing we can do is walk faster !!! M - It's not working !!! L - Of course not! She did the only logical thing she could do: walk faster! M - And now, what are we going to do? He will catch up with us in a minute !!! L - The only logical thing we can do is separate. You go that way and I go this other. He won't be able to follow us both! So the man decided to follow Sister Logic. Sister Mathematics arrived at the convent, worried about what might have happened to Sister Logic. After a while, Sister Logic arrived. M - Sister Logic! Thank God you made it. Tell me what happened. S-she The logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow both of them, so he decided to follow me. M - And what happened next? L - The logical thing! I started running as fast as I could, and so did he. M - And? L - Again the logical thing. He reached me. M - My God! and what did you do? L - I did the logical thing. I quit the habit! M - My God, sister !!! And what did the man do? He-he also did the logical thing. He dropped his pants !!! M - Oh no! What happened after? L - Isn't it obvious, sister? A nun with a raised habit runs much faster than a man with his pants down ..!

A group of nuns passes in front of San Pedro to enter heaven. So he asks the first one, - Sister Veronica, have you ever touched a male member? She says yes, but that she only touched him with one finger. - Well sister, wash your finger here in the holy water and then enter. He asked the second nun the same question, and she answered yes, but only with her hand. - So ... Sister Gertrudis, wash your hands with holy water and enter. " He suddenly comes running and pushing sister Maripuri and stands at the front of the line. - Why so much trouble, my daughter? ", Asks San Pedro. And the sister responds: -Because if I have to gargle with that holy water, I want to do it before Sister Remigia washes her ass.

Dare to be a stupid

Hey, what is your favorite dish and why? Well, the deep one, because there is room for more food ... What is a photographer's favorite car? The Ford Focus

I don't understand anything because I use a translator or they are very bad jokes, but thanks for the jokes.

Pappy, you just needed more patience. I felt like you were close to finishing, but you decided to give up at the end of the road.

I remember the Japanese series Transformers Victory. In fact, my favorite autobot is Star Saber. Saw this Mazinger Z, Great Mazinger, and Grendizer. Now I am watching Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

We need Ash Williams.

There are many soldiers who have received the medal of honor but none like Desmond Thomas Doss.

This is the revenge of The Differences Between Women and Men? Because if so, it's funny. It has been a long time since I laughed as well as I do now. Thanks for the jokes beth.

YES Pappy you passed class of human biology.

Hello Teuthis. This thread already has its time, I try to answer according to the little experience I have in life, some with humor and others with seriousness. Before forgetting I didn't have to answer, that's why it's like spam but I ended up here and decided to answer as if they were questions. Several I did not understand but I had to look for information on the internet.

Sometimes past mistakes can be corrected, but not all. The smartest people and machines are often wrong. Optimus prime

There are several hygiene problems in that. It's more about individual behavior. I don't have enough information to talk about it. False I don't have enough information to answer that. Women have more opportunities thanks to their bodies. Generally, not all men are attractive to all women. It also influences the personality and taste of sexual desire. For some men it is easier to pay for sex. It has no logic. It is also about personality. Remember human evolution. Behind a great man there is a great woman who supports him and works with him. False each person is different. There are women who are also lustful and men who fall in love but are not reciprocated. That is called a penis. I do not understand that if you want to attract attention try to do something that motivates it. Is it a sexual reference? The stupidity of men is bigger sometimes. There are times when some act more out of lust. Feminism is no longer what it was before now they are dedicated to destroying and painting. It makes men and women think it's stupid. While women who march in peace are judged in the same way for the errors of others of the supposed feminists. Feminism began with a noble gesture of equality of women marching together with friends, children, husbands and parents. Now it is pure hembrism. Unfortunately that is true. Although men should open doors as a form of chivalry and good manners to a lady and not her to us. Do what you want but be careful with the consequences. I suggest a non-lethal weapon for your own protection such as pepper spray, they are generally cheap and easy to use and are completely legal for civilian use, although there are other options to check out as well. Precisely for many it is better to pay for sex, love does not come for them. Those sexual references kill me. Finding a lady in these times is difficult, don't be stupid and love her because they don't always last. The same today is difficult to find a gentleman love him or you will lose him. The male gender is the one with the most problems of this type. That's true. Love can save you but it can also kill you. The second also happens to women. That is bad for everyone. I really only know the phrase everything looks better with a beer. A man just hopes he is not able to say I love you. But a woman is perfect just as she is. Better to leave a bad man than wasting time It is better to leave a bad woman than to waste your time. I want to see that. Stop playing Need For Speed. Never stop listening to your partner. That is bad, a relationship must be composed of love and affection, both are important. That hurts. Error, this hurts even more. Shit, just reading that makes me want to not get married. I have a solution, help her with the housework in the same way that she helps you in your day to day. I found something better. W.I.F.E = wonderful, independent, funny, enchanting.

a winchester m12 for akimbo and composition B to eliminate artillery. I think I want to play medal of honor airborne.

I have a better weapon idea I want shotguns I want rifles I want machine guns I want all the weapons from WWII I want to blow someone's brain with a winchester m 97.

Thank you very much Carlos for taking your time for this. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and may you achieve all the goals you set for yourself with friendship and sincerity. I wish you a Merry Christmas with your loved ones and good luck in your day to day.