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Luis Enrique

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  1. Experimental Rock I love at that time all the bands were experimental, they all varied in genres even in the same song. But I had no knowledge of Frank Zappa usually when it comes to that era they always talk about the British invasion and its importance in the music scene. But where do I start, what song or album do you recommend? Bedarius you are a man of many interesting things.
  2. I'm sure spiders are arachnids not insects. A dead bug is a good bug. Starship Troopers
  3. I didn't have to look up pictures of him, he looks terrible. Hope everything goes well.
  4. I know that Windows 10 has Retrocompatibility with previous Windows systems, but I recognize if Windows 11 has it, but it is possible that if you have it.
  5. World of Tanks I would like it to be realistic with everything and a crew on each tank. Warzone, can you be more specific, there are many games with that name?
  6. Hell, it's almost perfect for a tank simulator or a series as old as BattleZone. PS: BattleZone is older than Wolfenstein.
  7. Happy birthday Halfy.

  8. Happy birthday ic. I hope you have a nice day with your friends and family.

  9. It reminds me more of YouTube poop. I suggest LSD: Dream Emulator or Total Distortion.
  10. Perfect for some grilled tacos with friends.
  11. He's aggressive but ironically he's comical.
  12. It reminded me of the Mortyr 2093-1944 video game floor. The floor is so clean that I am going to force everyone to eat directly on it.
  13. Two nuns left the convent to sell cookies. One was the Mathematical Sister (M) and the other the Logic Sister (L). M - Night is beginning to fall and we are still very far from the convent. L - Sister, have you noticed that a man was following us half an hour ago? Y-Yes, and what does he want? L - It is logical. He will want to rape us. M - My God! I estimate that if we keep walking at this rate, he will catch up with us in 15 minutes. What can we do? L - The only logical thing we can do is walk faster !!! M - It's not working !!! L - Of course not! She did the only logical thing she could do: walk faster! M - And now, what are we going to do? He will catch up with us in a minute !!! L - The only logical thing we can do is separate. You go that way and I go this other. He won't be able to follow us both! So the man decided to follow Sister Logic. Sister Mathematics arrived at the convent, worried about what might have happened to Sister Logic. After a while, Sister Logic arrived. M - Sister Logic! Thank God you made it. Tell me what happened. S-she The logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow both of them, so he decided to follow me. M - And what happened next? L - The logical thing! I started running as fast as I could, and so did he. M - And? L - Again the logical thing. He reached me. M - My God! and what did you do? L - I did the logical thing. I quit the habit! M - My God, sister !!! And what did the man do? He-he also did the logical thing. He dropped his pants !!! M - Oh no! What happened after? L - Isn't it obvious, sister? A nun with a raised habit runs much faster than a man with his pants down ..!
  14. A group of nuns passes in front of San Pedro to enter heaven. So he asks the first one, - Sister Veronica, have you ever touched a male member? She says yes, but that she only touched him with one finger. - Well sister, wash your finger here in the holy water and then enter. He asked the second nun the same question, and she answered yes, but only with her hand. - So ... Sister Gertrudis, wash your hands with holy water and enter. " He suddenly comes running and pushing sister Maripuri and stands at the front of the line. - Why so much trouble, my daughter? ", Asks San Pedro. And the sister responds: -Because if I have to gargle with that holy water, I want to do it before Sister Remigia washes her ass.
  15. Hey, what is your favorite dish and why? Well, the deep one, because there is room for more food ... What is a photographer's favorite car? The Ford Focus
  16. I don't understand anything because I use a translator or they are very bad jokes, but thanks for the jokes.
  17. I wish they released the following operating system, but I would like them to include 3D Pinball Space Cadet.
  18. Pappy, you just needed more patience. I felt like you were close to finishing, but you decided to give up at the end of the road.
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