A group of nuns passes in front of San Pedro to enter heaven. So he asks the first one,
- Sister Veronica, have you ever touched a male member?
She says yes, but that she only touched him with one finger.
- Well sister, wash your finger here in the holy water and then enter.
He asked the second nun the same question, and she answered yes, but only with her hand.
- So ... Sister Gertrudis, wash your hands with holy water and enter. "
He suddenly comes running and pushing sister Maripuri and stands at the front of the line.
- Why so much trouble, my daughter? ", Asks San Pedro.
And the sister responds:
-Because if I have to gargle with that holy water, I want to do it before Sister Remigia washes her ass.