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  1. A group of nuns passes in front of San Pedro to enter heaven. So he asks the first one, - Sister Veronica, have you ever touched a male member? She says yes, but that she only touched him with one finger. - Well sister, wash your finger here in the holy water and then enter. He asked the second nun the same question, and she answered yes, but only with her hand. - So ... Sister Gertrudis, wash your hands with holy water and enter. " He suddenly comes running and pushing sister Maripuri and stands at the front of the line. - Why so much trouble, my daughter? ", Asks San Pedro. And the sister responds: -Because if I have to gargle with that holy water, I want to do it before Sister Remigia washes her ass.
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  2. Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
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