Administrators kate Posted June 30, 2020 Administrators Share Posted June 30, 2020 Q: Why are all blond jokes one-liners? A: So men can understand them. Q: What is the difference between government bonds and men? A: Government bonds mature. Q: What?s a man?s idea of helping with the housework? A: Lifting his legs so you can vacuum. Q: What is the difference between ET and a man? A: ET phoned home. Q: Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than women? A: When it?s time to go back to his childhood he is already there. Q: What did God say after he created man? A: ?I can do better than this!? Q: How do women define a 50/50 relationship? A: We cook/ they eat; we clean/ they dirty; we iron/they wrinkle. Q: What?s the best way to force a man to do sit-ups? A: Put the remote control between his toes. Q: How do men exercise at the beach? A: By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. Q: What does a man consider to be a 7 course meal? A: A hot dog and a six-pack. Q: How are men like noodles? A: They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough. Q: Why is it good that there are female astronauts? A: When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions. Q: What?s the difference between Big Foot and a mature man? A: Big Foot's been sighted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staff Luis Enrique Posted February 10, 2021 Staff Share Posted February 10, 2021 This is the revenge of The Differences Between Women and Men? Because if so, it's funny. It has been a long time since I laughed as well as I do now. Thanks for the jokes beth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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