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It can be difficult to believe that women and men could be so different, not just on the physical level. I have never professed to being a master of understanding the female mind, at least when I'm sober anyway, but along the way you pick up a few thoughts and realise a few things about them that makes them tick differently to men. So benefit from my knowledge, and maybe even use it to your advantage as I expose the non-obvious differences between women and men.
 
  • Women - toilet seat down, Men - toilet seat up.
  • Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
  • Women have a ready-made excuse to be cranky once a month.
  • Men supposedly have an unlimited supply of money.
  • Men have roaming eyes, women get a chance to react if their hands match.
  • Women and men can both get sex when they please, but men usually end up paying for it.
  • Women find it hard to get excited over sports and cars, men it's more like romance movies and anything involving Bryan Adams.
  • God created woman after man, and women have been after men ever since.
  • Women fall in love, men just lust.
  • Men have one romantic bone in their body, contrary to opinion suggesting otherwise, it can be found just below the waist.
  • For men foreplay comes before fiveplay.
  • Both women and men think with their head, the man's though is below his shoulders.
  • Women want equality, men want to know what the hell's going on!!
  • How many females open the doors for guys? Or buy guys drinks?
  • Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
  • Good guys go home alone, bad guys go to gaol.
  • A good woman is hard to find, and even harder to train.
  • Men don't get headaches.
  • Women control the bedroom, ask any guy.
  • Women seem to think there's a knight in shining armour to sweep them off their feet, men just hope someone acknowledges their existence.
  • Women's bank balances are never over-drawn, rather under-deposited.
  • Men wish women were more like beer. Women wish men were as loyal as dogs!!
  • A woman with credit card charges like bull!!
  • Women drive like they're in a funeral procession, men like they want to be in the coffin.
  • When a woman learns to understand a man she usually stops listening.
  • Marriage - a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's degree!
  • A woman never forgets the men she could have had, a man the women he couldn't.
  • WIFE - Washing, Ironing, Food, Entertainment.
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On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Women - toilet seat down, Men - toilet seat up.

There are several hygiene problems in that.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

It's more about individual behavior.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Women have a ready-made excuse to be cranky once a month.

I don't have enough information to talk about it.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Men supposedly have an unlimited supply of money.

False

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Men have roaming eyes, women get a chance to react if their hands match.

I don't have enough information to answer that.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Women and men can both get sex when they please, but men usually end up paying for it.

Women have more opportunities thanks to their bodies. Generally, not all men are attractive to all women.
It also influences the personality and taste of sexual desire.
For some men it is easier to pay for sex.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Women find it hard to get excited over sports and cars, men it's more like romance movies and anything involving Bryan Adams.

It has no logic.
It is also about personality.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

God created woman after man, and women have been after men ever since.

Remember human evolution.

Behind a great man there is a great woman who supports him and works with him.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Women fall in love, men just lust.

False each person is different.

There are women who are also lustful and men who fall in love but are not reciprocated.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Men have one romantic bone in their body, contrary to opinion suggesting otherwise, it can be found just below the waist.

That is called a penis.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

For men foreplay comes before fiveplay.

I do not understand that if you want to attract attention try to do something that motivates it.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Both women and men think with their head, the man's though is below his shoulders.

Is it a sexual reference?
The stupidity of men is bigger sometimes.

There are times when some act more out of lust.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Women want equality, men want to know what the hell's going on!!

Feminism is no longer what it was before now they are dedicated to destroying and painting.
It makes men and women think it's stupid.
While women who march in peace are judged in the same way for the errors of others of the supposed feminists.
Feminism began with a noble gesture of equality of women marching together with friends, children, husbands and parents.
Now it is pure hembrism.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

How many females open the doors for guys? Or buy guys drinks?

Unfortunately that is true.

Although men should open doors as a form of chivalry and good manners to a lady and not her to us.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Do what you want but be careful with the consequences.

I suggest a non-lethal weapon for your own protection such as pepper spray, they are generally cheap and easy to use and are completely legal for civilian use, although there are other options to check out as well.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Good guys go home alone, bad guys go to gaol.

Precisely for many it is better to pay for sex, love does not come for them.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

A good woman is hard to find, and even harder to train.

Those sexual references kill me.
Finding a lady in these times is difficult, don't be stupid and love her because they don't always last.
The same today is difficult to find a gentleman love him or you will lose him.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Men don't get headaches.

The male gender is the one with the most problems of this type.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Women control the bedroom, ask any guy.

That's true.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Women seem to think there's a knight in shining armour to sweep them off their feet, men just hope someone acknowledges their existence.

Love can save you but it can also kill you.
The second also happens to women.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Women's bank balances are never over-drawn, rather under-deposited.

That is bad for everyone.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Men wish women were more like beer. Women wish men were as loyal as dogs!!

I really only know the phrase everything looks better with a beer.
A man just hopes he is not able to say I love you.
But a woman is perfect just as she is.
Better to leave a bad man than wasting time
It is better to leave a bad woman than to waste your time.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

A woman with credit card charges like bull!!

I want to see that.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Women drive like they're in a funeral procession, men like they want to be in the coffin.

Stop playing Need For Speed.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

When a woman learns to understand a man she usually stops listening.

Never stop listening to your partner.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

Marriage - a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's degree!

That is bad, a relationship must be composed of love and affection, both are important.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

A woman never forgets the men she could have had, a man the women he couldn't.

That hurts.

On 6/30/2020 at 2:23 AM, kate said:

WIFE - Washing, Ironing, Food, Entertainment.

Error, this hurts even more.

Shit, just reading that makes me want to not get married.
I have a solution, help her with the housework in the same way that she helps you in your day to day.
I found something better.
W.I.F.E = wonderful, independent, funny, enchanting.

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Oh Lord, this is a funny one, but I sense some gender bias from the author ;)

  • Women - toilet seat down, Men - toilet seat up.

If I would do that, my wife would kill me. 

  • Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

i know women who don’t need a reason :)

  • Women have a ready-made excuse to be cranky once a month.

Here you have a point

  • Men supposedly have an unlimited supply of money.

I wish this would be true

  • Men have roaming eyes, women get a chance to react if their hands match.

Women have roaming eyes too ;)

  • Women and men can both get sex when they please, but men usually end up paying for it.

real men don’t usually pay. And guess what, I know at least one woman who pays for it too.

  • Women find it hard to get excited over sports and cars, men it's more like romance movies and anything involving Bryan Adams.

here you have a point

  • God created woman after man, and women have been after men ever since.

I’m a scientist as such used to believe in what can scientifically proven. I never saw evidence for that men were created after women

  • Women fall in love, men just lust.

I know very lustful women 

  • Men have one romantic bone in their body, contrary to opinion suggesting otherwise, it can be found just below the waist.

He is neither a bone nor is he romantic

  • For men foreplay comes before fiveplay.

maybe sometimes

  • Both women and men think with their head, the man's though is below his shoulders.

Only true for some below 40yrs

  • Women want equality, men want to know what the hell's going on!!

men don’t mind equality, but it doesn’t hurt to know what’s going on

  • How many females open the doors for guys? Or buy guys drinks?

true, because we want to please and treat women like ladies! I do remember occasions where gave a bar tender a big Tip just for later not accepting the ladies money to pay our drinks

  • Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

so do good boys

  • Good guys go home alone, bad guys go to gaol.

not sure what gaol is

  • A good woman is hard to find, and even harder to train.

that’s also my conclusion so far

  • Men don't get headaches.

hell I have migraines occasionally that kill me

  • Women control the bedroom, ask any guy.

don’t think this is common sense

  • Women seem to think there's a knight in shining armour to sweep them off their feet, men just hope someone acknowledges their existence.

Men want way more than someone acknowledging their existence 

  • Women's bank balances are never over-drawn, rather under-deposited.

Depends on whether you consider the glass half full or half empty

  • Men wish women were more like beer. Women wish men were as loyal as dogs!!

this is a stereotype I can’t agree on. I don’t like beer and also some women could benefit from more loyalty 

  • A woman with credit card charges like bull!!
  • Women drive like they're in a funeral procession, men like they want to be in the coffin.

true for a lot of men

  • When a woman learns to understand a man she usually stops listening.

really? 

  • Marriage - a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's degree!

good one.

  • A woman never forgets the men she could have had, a man the women he couldn't.

I think it’s 50/50 here

  • WIFE - Washing, Ironing, Food, Entertainment.

 

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Hello Teuthis.
This thread already has its time, I try to answer according to the little experience I have in life, some with humor and others with seriousness.
Before forgetting I didn't have to answer, that's why it's like spam but I ended up here and decided to answer as if they were questions.
Several I did not understand but I had to look for information on the internet.

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i find it funny that we're comparing apples to apples here, men and women are physically and mentally similar.

the main difference between the two genders is that the reproductive organs and associated parts are arranged and developed differently.

but for the first 5 to 6 weeks of development, we were all female!

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34 minutes ago, PsychoPappy 4 said:

i find it funny that we're comparing apples to apples here, men and women are physically and mentally similar.

the main difference between the two genders is that the reproductive organs and associated parts are arranged and developed differently.

but for the first 5 to 6 weeks of development, we were all female!

Don't count out the hormones Pappy...  ;-)

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